come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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