Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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