she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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