that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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