are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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