doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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