Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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