My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I fill condoms, not promises.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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