Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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