I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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