I wannas sexs uuuuu
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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