when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
