capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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