I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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