I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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