covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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