soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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