I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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