After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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