Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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