dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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