either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
