we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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