this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
i believe in u and ur pee
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