I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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