yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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