life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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