I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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