I faked an abortion last night.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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