it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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