O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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