Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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