No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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