he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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