oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Randomize