I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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