Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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