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I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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