We need to rekindle our bromance
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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