we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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