Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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