Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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