Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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