You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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