Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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