When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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