THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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