CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize