I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Drake has all the answers
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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