Do vagina's smell?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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