I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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