This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Can i not drive my cunt home
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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