good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you win again, gameday.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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